eBooks - Health & Self Improvement - Self Improvement - Peggy Edmund - TOASTER'S HANDBOOK - Jokes, Stories, and Quotations
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Excerpt: The dean of the Law Department was very busy and rather cross. The telephone rang. "Well, what is it?" he snapped. "Is that the city gas-works?" said a woman's soft voice. "No, madam," roared the dean; "this is the University Law Department." "Ah," she answered in the sweetest of tones, "I didn't miss it so far, after all, did I?"-Carl Holliday. |
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eBooks - Titles - Authors - Health & Self Improvement - Self Improvement - Peggy Edmund - TOASTER'S HANDBOOK - Jokes, Stories, and Quotations