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Rickles' Letters eBooks
By: Don Rickles ~ Joint Author: David Ritz
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Rickles' Letters Summary
| Along with collected letters of Ralph Waldo Emerson, Thomas Jefferson and Wendell Willkie, Rickles' Letters illustrates the power of eloquent correspondence and offers universal wisdom for the ages. For example: RICKLES TO MRS. LINCOLN: ""Sorry you had problems at Ford's Theatre last night, but could you get me a couple of aisle tickets for the Saturday matinee?"" RICKLES TO ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: ""Lose the cigar. It's hard enough to understand you without it."" RICKLES TO CLINT EASTWOOD: ""How many guys could do a movie about Iwo Jima from the Japanese point of view? I got nervous; I thought you were going to let them win!"" RICKLES TO SANTA CLAUS: ""Kiss my jingle bells."" RICKLES TO PRESIDENT CARTER: ""Forget your hammers and nails and Habitat House and read my book."" RICKLES TO QUEEN ELIZABETH: ""Is it true your husband has a day job working at a sword factory?"" RICKLES TO BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: ""Cousin Herbie was doing great selling candles until you came up with the stupid idea of flying a kite."" RICKLES TO MAYOR BLOOMBERG: ""What do I have to do to get a cab around here?"" |
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