Dr. Steve Onus woke up one day thinking he had unlocked the secret to programming humanlike intelligence into android robots. What he got instead was the business end of God's boredom.

With a doomsday cult trailing his every move, and the media and protestors setting up permanent residence outside his house, Dr. Steve is forced out of his private medical practice and into a world of sheer idiocy. On the way he is forced to team up with one of his own robots and a quasi-religious fanatic in order to stop Armageddon and get revenge on his ex-wife.

Why I'm Going to Hell is a philosophical discourse on robotics, the End of Days, and what happens when God gets the rainy day blues.