eBooks - Fantasy - Fantasy - Jeff Strand - How to Rescue a Dead Princess
How to Rescue a Dead Princess eBooks
by Jeff Strand
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Windows 98+, Tablet PC, Pocket PC 2003 Features
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How to Rescue a Dead Princess Summary
| Fantasy/Humor: From the creative genius who would have brought you HAMLET, THE SCARLET LETTER, and a less-boring MOBY DICK (if he'd been born on time) comes the outrageous comic fantasy HOW TO RESCUE A DEAD PRINCESS. It's a tale filled with so much adventure, so much excitement, so much vocabulary, that all who read it will suffer a fit of unrestrained giddiness that will freak out everyone in their general vicinity. This is the saga of Randall, a squire assigned to escort the lovely Princess Janice on a diplomatic journey of utmost importance. Then she gets killed. Now Randall must overcome desperate odds and ridiculous dangers in his quest to bring her back to life...before the entire Generic Fantasy Land falls into the evil clutches of The Dark One. Packed to the bursting point with unrestrained silliness (so be sure to hold it a safe distance from your face when reading), HOW TO RESCUE A DEAD PRINCESS is the novel all the really cool people are reading this year, an epic fantasy for your family to cherish approximately forever. |
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| From the creative genius who would have brought you HAMLET, THE SCARLET LETTER, and a less-boring MOBY DICK (if he'd been born on time) comes the outrageous comic fantasy HOW TO RESCUE A DEAD PRINCESS. It's a tale filled with so much adventure, so much excitement, so much vocabulary, that all who read it will suffer a fit of unrestrained giddiness that will freak out everyone in their general vicinity. This is the saga of Randall, a squire assigned to escort the lovely Princess Janice on a diplomatic journey of utmost importance. Then she gets killed. Now Randall must overcome desperate odds and ridiculous dangers in his quest to bring her back to life...before the entire Generic Fantasy Land falls into the evil clutches of The Dark One. Packed to the bursting point with unrestrained silliness (so be sure to hold it a safe distance from your face when reading), HOW TO RESCUE A DEAD PRINCESS is the novel all the really cool people are reading this year, an epic fantasy for your family to cherish approximately forever. |
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