There once was a time when the local family doctor made house calls; but today, you could show up at the E.R. carrying your leg in your arms, and they'd want your twenty dollar bill before they'd let you in.

Even in the case of a routine physical exam; you wait forever, you get probed and poked, and you still pay out the great divide for stuff that your insurance won't cover.

It's all very frustration, and it's only human to strike back. Well .. take heart! here are some imaginary pranks that will help you blow off some steam.

Please note that I said "Imaginary" ... it's just entertainment, OK?! If you really did any of this, you'd cause more problems for yourself than you'd solve. Besides, they have a lot more ways to get you than you have to get them.

My doctor is a great guy, and I don't want to insult him. (I'm scheduled for a DRE* soon)

Enjoy!

* Digital Rectal Exam.