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Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster eBooks

by Jon Macks


Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster - Adobe eBook

Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster eBook

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Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster - Microsoft Reader eBook

Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster eBook

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Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster - Palm eBook

Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster eBook

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Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster Summary

Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster is the definitive guide on how to be a twenty-first-century made man. With easy-to-read step-by-step instructions, Fuhgeddaboutit reveals a unique way of living and a unique way of dying -- usually involving an icepick and duct tape.

In Fuhgeddaboutit, you will learn:

  • The three most common uses for toothpicks: "dental hygiene, stabbing, and storing gum during sex."
  • All about honeymoons: "Every couple should honeymoon somewhere completely foreign and exotic for two weeks. Like South Jersey."
  • To protect yourself at all times: use a condom and a bulletproof vest.
  • The main difference between a Jewish mobster and an Italian mobster: a foreskin.

From the mobster's "Code of Conduct" to "Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail" and even a chapter called "Minestrone for the Mob Soul," Fuhgeddaboutit is a must buy for both the serious mob professional and fans of this special way of life.

And we use the words "must buy" in the strictest sense.




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