In Fuhgeddaboutit, you will learn:

• The three most common uses for toothpicks: "dental hygiene, stabbing, and storing gum during sex."
• All about honeymoons: "Every couple should honeymoon somewhere completely foreign and exotic for two weeks. Like South Jersey."
• To protect yourself at all times: use a condom and a bulletproof vest.
• The main difference between a Jewish mobster and an Italian mobster: a foreskin.

From the mobster's "Code of Conduct" to "Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail" and even a chapter called "Minestrone for the Mob Soul," Fuhgeddaboutit is a must buy for both the serious mob professional and fans of this special way of life.