In Tora Bora, the guests find bin-Laden-an engineer - is enjoying a luxurious life underground. The two leaders discuss political, religious, and cultural issues, and accuse each other of heinous acts of terrorism. Eventually, both confess their sins and declare repentance. Meanwhile, Laura, Condy, and Hillary (Surprise! Surprise!) learn Arabic and belly dancing, and embrace the veil. Condy falls in love with Osama, who proposes to make her his fifth wife.

The President and bin-Laden finally reach an ingenious, but deceitful, agreement. When the President returns to Washington and gives a nationally televised press conference, the watchdogs of democracy witness some ghastly transformations.