Wallowing in the murky haze of unhallowed unions everywhere, Do You Love Me or Am I Just Paranoid? offers solutions to some of life's most vexing relationship predicaments, such as:

• Things to Do on a Date -- If, in Fact, That's What This Is
• Living Together vs. Marriage -- A Handy Guide to Telling Them Apart
• Why Wait? Making the Most of a Rebound
• But Exactly How Great Is He?
• Are You in Love or Insane?

"Chocano's book is unlike any relationship manual you'll ever read: It's intentionally hilarious."
   DAN ZEVIN, AUTHOR OF THE DAY I TURNED UNCOOL

"In our quick-fix, feel-good culture, Carina Chocano provides an indispensable alternative: a guide to living a compromised, turbulent, and pitiably wrong-headed life. Her book is not so much a breath of fresh air as a whiff of something fetid and unseemly that has been left in the refrigerator too long. You will laugh, cry, read it aloud to your inadequate boyfriend, then cry some more. Quite a lot more."
   REBECCA MEAD