The Cakes Of Wrath | Martin Cox | Fantasy | Fantasy | eBooks
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A collapsed soufflé was the least of Iain's problems. Far worse were the cream cakes that had
just devoured his customers! When a mad man and a witch plot to destroy the world using an army of man-eating cream cakes Fate throws a terrified chef in their way. With the help of a dwarf, a reluctant barmaid, and a heroic young woman, Iain must somehow find a way to stop this baked battalion before the entire world becomes little more than cake filling. About the Author: Martin is an accountant living in New Zealand, who writes fantasy-comedy in his spare time in a vain effort to reduce his karmic debt to the world for all that bean counting. As accountants are scientifically proven for having no personality or sense of humour, he has been endeavouring to purchase one from eBay for some years, to date without success. This may be due to the Scrooge-like amount he is willing to pay. Martin tests all his work on a flock of sheep (everyone in New Zealand has sheep - it's the Law) to ensure that all paragraphs are wool-shearingly hilarious at all times. |
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